First Madonna compared John McCain to Hitler, which is the most facile, cynical, extremist thing you can say to get press. Yes, he's a Republican, which is ugly enough, but I honestly feel Nazi comparisons trivialize the Jewish experience, especially since McCain considered working with Lieberman, ha ha. Still, Madonna got the effect-and writeups-she required to encourage her tour, and she must have wet her panties when McCain moronically fired back that she's outrageous.
She got a future President to answer to her in the thick of campaigning! And suddenly everyone forgot that Madge once withdrew a picture of hers for fear it might appear too anti war or anti Bush.
Meanwhile, mouthy Michelle Obama seems to have been muzzled a bit. Did anyone notice that at the convention, when they panned to shots of her in the crowd, Michelle always seemed to be purposely keeping her trap shut, probably because advisers told her her smile is a little Grinch-like?
And one more liberal with some very special flapping gums, Hillary Clinton, was praised to the sphere by the media last week, everyone agreeing that she's absolutely inspiring and should have absolutely been on the fine in one sort or another. It was a disgrace, they all agreed, that Hillary had somehow been denied a jab at returning to her White House. I think they forgot that all through her campaign, they dig her down, called her a liar and a hypocrite, and did everything imaginable to scuttle her chances. What a lot of forgetful fucking Nazis!
And now some of them are perversely greasing the wheels for the dreaded Sarah Palin to get her ass in there! The prospect who was chosen to placate women, but who feels women don't have a right to see their bodies! The dame who'll gladly smile for the camera while slashing a caribou's neck, but if you so often as mention abortion, she'll spew pea soup and spin her head like the spiky wheels of a garden weasel! And who looks like a freaking Lenscrafters commercial! This deceptively drab refugee from Northern Exposure, with the cognomen of a Monty Python founding member, has no place helping direct our savvy country.
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