Welcome to the inaugural plot of Fug Madness 2012! Need a refresher on how this works? Here`s the Fug Madness FAQ. Wondering what the sin is happening in this post? WONDER NO MORE: This is our play-in game, wherein two celebs who ALMOST made it into the tourney proper battle it out to have it to the big dance. There, thanks to a hilarious quirk of our Randomizer (which determines who is situated in what bracket), the success of this plot will have on Lady Gaga - who owes something to them both.
So let`s get to the battle - which involves perhaps more fishnet than is strictly legal.
Can you conceive of anything more horrible than THIS?
Lourdes looks adorable, and not at all like she`s about to say what I would have said in this occasion, which would have been, "Moooooooooooooooooooom, you`re EMBARRASSING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Actually, what I would have said would have been nearer to, "MOM. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? Get your robe, we`re passing to the hospital," because my own father would have had to have been the victim of alien brain probes to lead the house wearing this.
Madge was a bit fashion-bi-polar this year. We had the highs of nudity, but they were preceded by the lows of, er, this:
The thigh-squashing indignities of this:
(How thigh-squashing does a couple of boots have to be to do that to MADONNA, whose thighs are made all of Kevlar?)
And what seems to be a rejection of colour as a concept 85% of the time. Sigh. Oh, Madonna. You`re more interesting that this. If but this Web-site had existed during The Olden Days. You coulda been (more of) a contender.
Speaking of the olden days:
Back in them, Cher would have drawn this with a headdress.
I too would have accessorized THIS with a head piece, if it were up to me:
As a distraction from_.the repose of it. And in the sake of ending this play-in gage with a BANG:
HOO-BOY.
Whose fug reigns supreme?
- Madonna (61%, 6,990 Votes)
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